I know your Daddy's a sultan / A nomad known to all / With fifty girls to attend him / They all send him / Jump at his beck and call / But you won't need no harem, honey / When I'm by your side / And you won't need no camel, no no / When I take you for a ride.Ĭandy came from out on the island / In the backroom she was everybody's darling / But she never lost her head / Even when she was giving h-d. She had the body of a Venus / Lord, imagine my surprise / That, that dude looks like a lady. Indian giver Indian giver / You took your love away from me. Well, she's everybody's sweetheart / Everybody's sweetheart but mine / I shoulda kept her barefoot / Barefoot and pregnant all the time. Take your baby by the hair / And pull her close and there, there, there / And take your baby by the ears / And play upon her darkest fears.
My new mama … / Judy Mae / Oh, she sure had a way of looking after me / Yes, her eyes would sparkle and shine / Every time Papa got ready to leave.
The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun (1983)ĭebbie’s smiling and waving her gun / Picking off cheerleaders one by one / Oh, Buffie's pompom just flew to bits / Oh, no, Mitzie’s head just did the splits / God, my best friend’s on a shooting spree! Play that funky music, white boy / Play that funky music right, yeah.Ĥ7. You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round / I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. I don't usually say things like this to girls your age / But when I saw you coming out of the school that day / That day I knew, I knew (Christine sixteen) / I've got to have you, I've got to have you. And I've seen that you're so far from home / But it's no hanging matter / It's no capital crime. I can see that you're 15 years old / No, I don't want your I.D. I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady / You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Hey, Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? / Alright. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life / Never make a pretty woman your wife / So for my personal point of view / Get an ugly girl to marry you.īeautiful, please don't hurry / (Well maybe just half a drink more) / Put some records on while I pour / (The neighbors might think) / Baby it's bad out there / (Say what's in this drink?) Yes, he hit me / And it felt like a kiss / He hit me / And I knew I loved him. He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss) (1962)
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (1966)Īnd they're coming to take me away ha-haaa / They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa / To the funny farm / Where life is beautiful all the time. The first time that I got it / I was just 10 years old / I got it from some kitty next door / I went and see the doctor and he gave me the cure / I think I got it some more.ģ7. Why are you so weird, boy? / Johnny are you queer, boy? / When I make a play / You're pushing me away / Johnny are you queer? Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind / I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind, Young girl, get out of my mind / My love for you is way out of line / Better run, girl / You're much too young, girl / With all the charms of a woman / You've kept the secret of your youth / You led me to believe you're old enough / To give me love / And now it hurts to know the truth. That's all I wanted / But sometimes love can be mistaken / For a crime. You're pullin' me close I just say 'no' / I say I don't like it / But you know I'm a liar / 'Cause when we kiss/ Ooooh, fire. It burned like a ball of fire / When the rebel took a little child bride / To tease yeah, so go easy yeah. Smokin' in the boys room / Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules / Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. Well I left home just a week before / And I'd never ever kissed a woman before / But Lola smiled and took me by the hand / And said, 'Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man.'
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